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post #1 of 9 Old 08-12-2019, 08:46 AM Thread Starter
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Missing Wife!!

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall?

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I cant remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She actually went on my dirt bike...

Sergeant:
What kind of bike was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a new 2019 Kawasaki KX450 in lime green with a Liquid-cooled, 4-stroke Single engine, 449 cm displacement, 96 x 62.1 mm Bore x stroke with Compression ratio of 12.5:1. DOHC 4 valve, Forced lubrication, semi‑dry sump. Front suspension; 49 mm inverted telescopic fork with adjustable compression and rebound damping. Rear; New Uni-Trak with adjustable dual-range (high/lowspeed). Front brakes are Single semi-floating 270 mm petal disc. Caliper: Dual-piston. Rear brakes are Single 250 mm petal disc. Caliper: Single-piston. 5-speed transmission, Primary Reduction Ratio of 2.727 (60/22). Wet multi-disc manual clutch. Perimeter, aluminum frame, 122 mm trail, 305mm front wheel travel, 307 for the rear. Front tyre: 80/100-21 51M and rear 120/80-19 63M. Steering angle, left / right 42 / 42 L x W x H 2,185 x 830 x 1,275 mm Wheelbase 1,485 mm Ground clearance 340 mm Fuel capacity 6.2 litres Seat height 955 mm Curb mass 110.0 kg... (continues to cry).

Sergeant:
Don't worry mate. We'll find your bike.

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post #2 of 9 Old 08-12-2019, 09:29 AM
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Just rank speculation here, but Ill bet a few people might like to like this joke...but are afraid to.
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I love this joke!! Married 23 years...

There is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls,
Doing more murders in this loathsome world,
Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
I sell thee poison; thou hast sold me none.
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Guy rolling through town and as he is pulls up to his driveway gets lit up by a local who had followed him for a block - and the chase is on.

15 minutes later, spike strips and a road block stop the offender. Officer walks up to the driver and says: what were you thinking I was only trying to stop you for a broken tail light. Driver replies: my wife ran off yesterday with a neighborhood cop, I thought you trying to return her.
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My wife isn't too happy when I can name off every motorcycle I've owned during the past 50 years (30 of them) in chronological order and rattle off every gun in the safe, yet I can't remember something important she told me last week. Well she thinks it was important.
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My wife isn't too happy when I can name off every motorcycle I've owned during the past 50 years (30 of them) in chronological order and rattle off every gun in the safe, yet I can't remember something important she told me last week. Well she thinks it was important.
Thats why they are there.. to remember all that chit we aint got time for!

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Just rank speculation here, but Ill bet a few people might like to like this joke...but are afraid to.
I aint scared of her..
(Looking over my shoulder)
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I'm stealing this.

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