All BS aside, I thought I’d never need them but was convinced to fit a set. On a huge group ride, one clown stopped suddenly and unexpectedly while slow manoeuvring in a car park. (That d#$khead went over too). On full right lock, all I had was the front brake and..... over he went. I was fuming. Wore a few bruises, let loose a torrent of inappropriate slurs on his riding ability, sexuality and mental competence and offered aggressive recommendations on what he should do during any future Yoga / contortionist sessions.
My B was loaded with 10 days of essentials, ie 20 pairs of shoes, thirty changes of clothes and 50kg of makeup and toiletries. He fell onto the guards but with nothing but tyres and guards touching tarmac, Without the guards, I’d have lost a pannier, probably a mirror, assorted Tupperware and soooooo much self esteem. Three big guys helped to right him back on his wheels, and it wasn’t that easy.
25000 km later and he’s not been over again but I’m still so happy I fitted them.
One of the first activities I teach on the learners course is the mount and dismount technique. Here I advise the course that there are two types of bikers, those that admit to dropping their bike at slow speeds or stationary and those that just lie...
I’d never do the ‘I told you so’ but I’d defo be thinking it in my head