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OK so I’m back… I still need the resources and acumen that only the hive here mind can provide. I do value the wealth of experience here. I know that I am an anomaly, a freak, a unicorn…I ride a boys bike, I’m a motorcycle instructor, driving instructor, ex military, ex police rider. I track day my B, push it past its limits, ride the wild side, but I’ll always lose any d1ck measuring contest.
From here l’ll keep a low profile. I know I‘m not really welcome. This is a site for men, men to talk men stuff about man toys. I’m best suited to knitting kittens and raising cakes. My place is as a passenger, I occupy the pillion, look pretty and let the men talk men stuff….
I’m too close to retirement, from work, from the rat-race, from polite society.
Please tolerate me,…If I’m a problem, just ignore me. My middle son will have my B soon enough, I’ll have a 4x4 mobile home soon and be so far ‘off grid’ Burke and Wills (Lewis and Clarke) would never find me. If I miss WWIII or the zombie apocalypse , job done! :)
Say hi if you want, if not - no problem…..
 

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Welcome back DD! You were missed!
After reading your re-introduction note I hope you'll promise that you'll let any of the moderators know if any of those things that happened to you previously occur again. We will have your back!

No one, under any circumstance, who follows the guidelines should be uncomfortable being a member.
 

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Welcome home. I’m pleased you returned. Not clear what caused your absence. But may it never happen again. You have an abundance of allies and compadres here.
 

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OK so I’m back… I still need the resources and acumen that only the hive here mind can provide. I do value the wealth of experience here. I know that I am an anomaly, a freak, a unicorn…I ride a boys bike, I’m a motorcycle instructor, driving instructor, ex military, ex police rider. I track day my B, push it past its limits, ride the wild side, but I’ll always lose any d1ck measuring contest.
From here l’ll keep a low profile. I know I‘m not really welcome. This is a site for men, men to talk men stuff about man toys. I’m best suited to knitting kittens and raising cakes. My place is as a passenger, I occupy the pillion, look pretty and let the men talk men stuff….
I’m too close to retirement, from work, from the rat-race, from polite society.
Please tolerate me,…If I’m a problem, just ignore me. My middle son will have my B soon enough, I’ll have a 4x4 mobile home soon and be so far ‘off grid’ Burke and Wills (Lewis and Clarke) would never find me. If I miss WWIII or the zombie apocalypse , job done! :)
Say hi if you want, if not - no problem…..
Welcome back. I knew you would be back. :)
 
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