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Tonto was the pillow bitter 😬
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the desert...
The Lone Ranger gets off his horse for a piss by a cactus. Suddenly, a rattle snake lunges out and bites him right on the dick. Tonto hears him scream and comes running over. He's lying there on his back, moaning in pain.

Tonto says, "I'll ride back to that native village we passed a while ago. Maybe the medicine man knows what to do." He jumps on his horse and is gone in a cloud of dust.

At the village, the medicine man tells him that for snake bites, you have to suck the poison out. So Tonto jumps back on his horse and rides back to the spot where his buddy is lying there with an injured dick.

"What the medicine man say?" the Lone Ranger asks.

"He says you're going to die."
 

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The Lone Ranger gets captured by a group of Native American Indians. The chief tells him he will be killed after 3 days but until then, he can have 1 request a day. The Lone Ranger asks to speak to his horse. The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear. The horse takes off and brings back a beautiful red-headed lady. They go in the tee-pee and have a fabulous night. Next morning, LR want to speak to his horse again. Whispers in Silver's ear and off he goes, bringing back an awesome brunette. They go into the tee-pee for another night of whoopee! On the 3rd morning, the LR asks for Silver again. He whispers in Silver's ear and off he goes, returning with a stunning blonde. More whoopee! The morning of the fateful day appears. The LR is granted one last request. He of course wants to talk to the horse again. Silver is brought to him. The LR holds Silver by the halter and yells at the top of his voice...




Wait for it...




"POSSE, YOU STUPID HORSE! I SAID 'BRING THE POSSE!'"
 
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