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I'm unsure of the order of delivery.
Not even close to the 70's ol mate.
BAZ
Wouldn't mind a bit of clarification on this subject mate. Do you recieve these gifts or give these gifts.
I dont mind either way, ( I have a open mind )
BUT I was going to put a bet on The Golden State Warriors, I'm not sure about Stef Currie now.
Hes either got
Gut full of Steak, Sausages and a empty sack , so he will be lethargic. They lose
Or
Breath of a Penis and stink of BBQ, no one will go near him. They win
Do you mind clarifying please mate, recieve or give.
Wouldn't mind a bit of clarification on this subject mate. Do you recieve these gifts or give these gifts.
I dont mind either way, ( I have a open mind )
BUT I was going to put a bet on The Golden State Warriors, I'm not sure about Stef Currie now.
Hes either got
Gut full of Steak, Sausages and a empty sack , so he will be lethargic. They lose
Or
Breath of a Penis and stink of BBQ, no one will go near him. They win
Do you mind clarifying please mate, recieve or give.
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No idea who Stephen Curry is, only that he has the same birth date as me and Einstein
That is very fortunate, depending on where you are and the company you are keeping! Happy Birthday to you bud enjoy 😁
Wasn’t Stephen Curry the bloke out of The Rocky Horror Show? Seems appropriate somehow if he was 😁
You forgot the kiss emoji 🫤
You also forgot the kiss emoji 🫤
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That was a different Curry, more like a vindaloo 😄
Was he the one that dug the hole?
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Baz, Baz, Baz, Dad jokes omg now you are in on the act lol.
Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain‘ and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family.
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
He leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too.
Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down.
His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father shouts.
I'll do the f*%kin’ dishes!!
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain‘ and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family.
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
He leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too.
Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down.
His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father shouts.
I'll do the f*%kin’ dishes!!
Thought there was rules about this sort of stuff! 😁
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Where's that face slap emoji
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